The tastefully hilarious wedding officiant.

As seen in The New York Times weddings section and Brides.com.

About Dave Goldstein

Outstanding Reviews

Creating Memorable Weddings

I'm proud to have received 70+ Five Star reviews on WeddingWire.com, along with Couples' Choice Awards (Top 5% of reviews) for 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, and 2021. I've also been fortunate to have several weddings featured in the New York Times weddings section and Brides.com.

Hopefully that represents how I work with my clients and

Hopefully that represents how I work with my clients and take their concerns to heart. My only goal when I work with a couple is that they're thrilled with their wedding day.

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Creating Memorable Weddings

I've really enjoyed officiating weddings and so far I’ve married 150 couples in ten states. I put a lot of time into crafting the ceremony and my only goal is that you’re thrilled with your wedding day. I never forget it’s your day and not my show, so we can add or take out virtually anything you’d like for your ceremony.

Every Ceremony is Unique

Creating Memorable Weddings

Every Ceremony is Unique

By this point in my career, I’ve written or included Balloon Launches, Dove Releases, Breaking the Glass, monologues from the King of Queens and the Wedding Singer, Chinese Lanterns, Hindu Garland Exchanges, Filipino Coin Transfers, Taiwanese Tea Ceremony, Bangladeshi Poetry, Unity Candles and Sand Ceremonies, memorials, Celtic Hand Fasting, an excerpt from James Joyce’s Ulysses, Jumping the Broomstick, Ukranian Folklore, ceremonies in Spanish without sounding like Mayor Bloomberg, Albanian congratulations and…the police Miranda Rights Warning. What’s next?

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